Dow Jones Stock Markets: What's with the "big correction" talk?

Title: Wall Street's "Correction" Prediction: Translation—They're About to Tank Your Portfolio

Here We Go Again...

So, the big brains on Wall Street are at it again, huh? This time, Goldman Sachs and Morgan Stanley's CEOs are "predicting" a stock market correction. Translation: they're about to pull the rug out from under everyone, and they're trying to sound like they're doing us a favor by warning us first.

David Solomon, the Goldman guy, says there's "likely" to be a 10 to 20% drawdown in the next two years. "Likely"? Give me a break. That's like saying it's "likely" that the sun will rise tomorrow. It's gonna happen, and they know it. They just don't want to be held responsible when your 401k looks like it got hit by a truck.

And Ted Pick from Morgan Stanley? He says investors should "welcome the possibility" of drawdowns. Welcome it? Like it's some kind of spa day for your portfolio? What a load of... well, you know. According to recent reports, Goldman Sachs, Morgan Stanley CEOs predict big stock market correction is on the horizon.

The AI Hype Train is About to Crash

The funny thing is, they all act surprised when this happens. "Oh no, the market's correcting! Who could have seen it coming?" Meanwhile, they're the ones pumping up the AI bubble to begin with. It's the internet then, AI now, according to the IMF. Remember the dot-com bust? It's like we never learn.

All this talk about "healthy" corporate earnings and "challenging" valuations... it's just code for "we're making a killing while we can, and you're gonna be left holding the bag."

I mean, are we really supposed to believe that these guys have our best interests at heart? They're not exactly known for their altruism, are they? It's always about the bottom line, and offcourse, their bonuses.

Are We Really This Stupid?

And the Fed and the Bank of England are "raising concerns" about overvalued stocks? Seriously? They're the ones who printed all the money in the first place! It's like they're setting the house on fire and then acting shocked when it burns down.

It's all one big, rigged game. They pump up the market, they cash out, and then they tell us it's a "healthy correction." And we just keep falling for it. Are we really this stupid?

I swear, sometimes I think I'm taking crazy pills. Maybe I'm the only one who sees through this BS. Maybe I'm just a bitter old cynic. But I've seen this movie before, and I know how it ends.

Time to Hide Your Wallet

So, what's the play here? Well, if you're smart, you'll take some profits off the table. Get out while the getting's good. And don't listen to these clowns on Wall Street. They're not your friends.

It's All a Big Scam