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Southern Park Mall's "Operational Safety Concerns": Or, How to Panic a Community on a Monday

So, the Southern Park Mall in Boardman, Ohio, decided to play coy with everyone this Monday. "Operational safety concerns," they said. Real original, guys. What, did someone leave a banana peel in front of Claire's? Let's be real, that mall's been a ghost town for years; the biggest safety concern is probably tripping over tumbleweeds.

21 News got calls from employees at Bath and Body Works and Hollister saying they were told to stay home. Classic. Management's probably scrambling, trying to figure out how to spin this without admitting the roof's about to cave in, or, you know, something equally dramatic.

The "Safety" Song and Dance

Then comes the text message from Southern Park Mall Manager Vince Tyler – and offcourse I'm side-eyeing that name right now – claiming the mall was closed due to these vague "operational safety concerns." But hey, good news! It's opening at 12:30 p.m.! Tenants aren't required to open, though. Thanks for the solid plan, Vince. Really inspires confidence.

It's like saying, "The Titanic's sinking, but the gift shop will be open...maybe."

And the fire department showing up? That's just the cherry on top. Fire crews "heard" the mall was closed and decided to swing by to make sure nobody was trapped. Because, you know, that's totally normal mall behavior. Are we supposed to believe this?

Some businesses with their own entrances – JCPenney, Macy's, Buffalo Wild Wings, and Planet Fitness – bravely soldiered on. Because apparently, "operational safety concerns" only apply to the inside of the mall. Makes perfect sense.

Payday Panic and the Unanswered Questions

Oh, and let's not forget the employees who reached out to 21 News about "delays in pay." So, not only is the mall potentially structurally unsound, but they're also stiffing their workers? This is a bad idea. No, 'bad' doesn't cover it—this is a five-alarm dumpster fire.

What the hell is going on there? Is it a burst pipe? Asbestos? A rogue pack of feral Chihuahuas? We're left to guess, and honestly... I'm not sure I want to know.

But here's the real question: Is this just a convenient excuse? A way to quietly shut down for a day while they try to figure out how to keep the lights on? Or is it something genuinely dangerous? Maybe I'm being too cynical. Then again, maybe I'm not cynical enough.

So, What's the Real Story?